Lefty's Porn

You’ve seen the ads on TV. Find your perfect Match or use your deep subconscious to find someone for lifelong Harmony. Hell, sometimes you just want to fuck. Where’s the best spot on the net to find a willing partner? The votes are in and this year the title of best adult dating site goes to Fling. And why not? They have been doing it for years and have established themselves as the premier location to find people just as horny as you are. They have thousands of personals from people looking for all kinds of hookups.  Chances are good there is someone in your area right now, waiting to fuck. Check out Fling. Membership is free!

Still not sure? Lefty has two other suggestions:

Adult Friend Finder – Maybe the grandaddy of them all. These days it has become home to the swinger set. If “the lifestyle” is your thing, you will be very happy here.

Ashley Madison – May be the one adult dating site with a little bit of mainstream acceptance. This is one is aimed at married people. Especially married women looking for a break from the boredom of hubby’s bedroom.

Jodie Gasson is willing to do a private chat with YOU. After Lefty gets done with her, of course.

Because Lefty  a.) is an old fart, and b.) has been hanging around the porn world for more years than he cares to remember, he has, on several occasions, had the opportunity to meet and chat with a number of porn stars. In these days of mass-produced, amateur-driven, here-today-gone-tomorrow porn, that is becoming increasingly difficult to do. Unless, of course, you consider you MILFy neighbor a porn star because you know that her pervey husband must have shot some video somewhere along the way, it is pretty unlikely that you will meet a real porn goddess in the flesh. And if you do, it is even less likely that she will get naked, pose and tell you what you want to hear while you jerk off.

It it therefore, with great pleasure, that I remind you that some genuine stars are only a few clicks away. Like the lovely Jodie Gasson, pictured above. Jodie is Page 3 girl – one of those busty beauties who teases on a regular basis in the English newspapers. She has not only doffed her top for those publications, but others as well, like Maxim, Mayhem and Zoo. Jodie is enough of a star to have her own calendar and to appear on a variety of web sites, in addition to maintaining her own sizzling site.

But now you can get to know Jodie even better! How about a private video chat with one of Britain’s hottest glamour models? Now you can. Click here for a free preview, courtesy of those amazing people at Glamour Stars Live. Want more? Each of the pictures below gets you one step closer to each of those girls, and all of the others at Glamour Stars Live. Best of all, you can register for free!

Seems that all of those bananas have given her some very nice ideas

Nothing like a horny teen sucking cock. This little babe was taking care of the inventory of the cases of bananas – yeah bananas – when she decided she needed a different kind of banana in her hot, young mouth. Fortunately, this guy was up to the task.

I found the video at OnlyBlowjobs.com. In spite of the name, the emphasis is on oral sex, but the girls often go further than that. Check them out this week and take advantage of a nice sale. They are cutting 15% off the price and that’s not just for one site. You get a network of 13 excellent porn sites and they cover all the bases: hardcore, lesbians, teens, masturbation and a fair amount of kink. See the whole list of sites here.

Click here to watch the babe above give head. (that’s really why you’re here, right?)

They said "half off", but she seems to have taken it all off!

Lefty likes beautiful women. Yes, Lefty likes a little kink and classic porn and slut wives and snickerdoodles, but I will always have a special place on my lap in my heart for hot girls, especially when they are naked. The Life Erotic, as I have pointed out in the past, features some very hot girls, like the one above and those below. These aren’t your average softcore “pretty girl” porn galleries. These girls often go further than you might expect. Like the two babes playing on the beach. They spend some time getting their fingers wet, and it has nothing to do with the surf! Additionally, The Life Erotic has one of the hottest masturbation videos I have ever seen. I can’t show you any of it here, but click here to get a free sample. Click on any of the pictures in this post to open a whole gallery of shots – free.

The best news of all is that you can now enjoy TheLifeErotic.com for half price. For what Lefty paid to park downtown this weekend, you can get a whole months worth of primo smut with some of the most beautiful babes to ever get naked in front of a camera. Check out TheLifeErotic and enjoy the extra dinero in your pocket!

Enjoy the free pictures of these babes (just click on any of them to open an entire gallery of free pictures) but you have to click here to get the special price. Hurry, the offer expires Dec. 31.

Met-Art lets us see twice the babes for half the price!

I will be brief. Met-Art, who has been creating stunning pictures and movies of some of the most beautiful girls on the web for years is offering up their entire library for half price. Right now you get complete access to everything for less than $15 a month. You can only

This is amazing. Lefty recommends that you watch it fast before it gets pulled for “objectionable content”. Although I can’t imaging who would object to free computer help from a hot girl in a nearly-illegal bikini that she just keeps (almost) losing.

Enjoy! And see more (literally) of Midori West and check out ALL of her skills at MidoriWest.com.

What drove this busty blonde from politics to porn?

OK. I am going to do my best to keep the snickering to a minimum. I promise that there will be no snarky jokes or innuendos. Let’s stick to just the facts.

The busty babe in the picture above was an intern for Hillary Clinton. There are even pictures of Clinton with her arm around her… in a professional, political manner.

Once she got the political bug out of her system, Sammie Spades went on to find her true calling: Porn. And aren’t we glad she did? She may not be a classic beauty, and most of you will think she can stand to lose a pound or two, but she is a fucking slut, and I mean that in the nicest possible way.

I have collected these free porn videos featuring Sammie Spades. Some of them are even a little bit kinky.  Click the links below to watch for free.

• Hillary Clinton’s former intern in a private sex tape
• I wonder if this is what Sammie Spades did in Hillary Clinton’s office?
• Sammie Spades blows you in this free POV porn movie
• Hillary Clinton intern does it with an older couple
• Watch Sammie Spades take a massive black cock
• Former intern in a “biggest loser” orgy
• Hillary Clinton’s girl fucks a guy with a strapon
• Porn Star Sammie Spades takes a huge facial
• Former Intern to Hillary Clinton in a bisexual threesome
• Sammie Spades takes his big cock up her big ass
• Sammie Spades takes a big black cock while dad watches
• Older lesbian does it with Hillary Clinton’s former intern
• Hillary Clinton’s former intern in a swingers porn video
• Porn star Sammie Spades has a taste for black cock

Lucky dude doesn't even need to do it himself!

Times are hard. Have you see what gas prices have done this week? When gas goes up, the price of everything else goes up, too, as we all know. The experts say we might as well get used to it.

But Lefty is here with some good news. The price on the best selling male sex toy in the world is going down. That seems fitting, since this thing is made for going down… on you.

The good people at Fleshlight have now sold over 4,000,000 of these things. Four Million. That’s a lot of rocks getting off. Most guys use them alone, of course. But some couples use them, too. Like the babe in this movie. That’s her picture up top. For those of you who fantasize about a threesome but can’t quite pull the trigger, this may be just the thing. You get the variety of a second pussy (or mouth, or ass) and you woman gets to see your cock sliding in and out of another orifice. All without the potential downside of adding a third party to the mix. Who knows, it might even be a stepping stone the real deal.

So watch this video with your significant other, and see if it works for you. Or watch it yourself and jerk off the old fashioned way. But I think you will agree, their method sure beats your hand.

Learn more about Fleshlight here.

Kendra Wilkinson shows off some moves that we won't see on Dancing With The Stars

Lefty prides himself on being culturally relevant. I do a lot more than sit around and wank off to porn all day, you know. You might be surprised to find that I have even watched more than a few episodes of Dancing With the Stars (The US Version). My wife likes the dancing part. I like the girls in skimpy costumes. Come to think of it, so does my wife.

Anyway, one of the contestants this season is Kendra Wilkinson. The continually refer to her as a “TV Reality Star”. Uh huh. She was the star of the “reality” show that featured three Playboy playmates, who happened to be Hugh’s main squeezes. Kendra is a Playboy chick, period. Not that there is anything wrong with that, of course. It’s just hilarious to watch a mainstream network break its neck not to admit the obvious.

Kendra Wilkinson is even better known for another TV appearance. The one she made on thousands of sets when her home made hardcore porn tape was released. Yep, little Kendra bouncing up and down on a cock for all the world to see. That’s her on the right. As you can see, this video was made before Kendra got her, um, enhancements. Frankly, Lefty prefers them natural, but that is another story. You can see a free trailer of the Kendra Wilkinson’s sex tape right here, then when your wife asks you why you are smiling on Monday night, you can just tell her that you are enjoying the program. No one will have to know your little secret.

By the way, before you begin writing to me to complain about this girl’s private life being exploited, I should mention that Kendra was paid $600,000 for the rights for this video. That’s probably how she funded her new boobs… and a lot more!

Yeah, she is dressed now... just give her a minute

Lefty must confess that he likes a certain subtlety in his porn.  Yeah, there are times we all like to see a naked girl walk into a room of horny guys for instant, sweaty, urgent gang bang.  But by and large, the porn that is the hottest is the porn you can somehow relate to.

For example, we have all seen a woman at the mall, or in the waiting room at the dentist, who is just flat sexy. She may not be dressed in a way that is particularly hot, but she is good looking, nice body and carries herself in just that way. You know the type, right? You wonder what she looks like naked. How firm her breasts are. What kinds of sounds she makes when she is aroused. Is she shaved, trimmed, natural? You find yourself thinking about her minutes later while the dentist is saying, “Open wider”. That kind of girl.

The kind of girl in the picture above. Jeans and a T-shirt. But those long legs and sexy eyes captivate us. Don’t worry. This IS Lefty’s PORN after all… so you know that she doesn’t keep that stuff on for long.  Click here to see the rest of her free pictures.

I found her at a new site that looks promising. Joymii. I don’t understand the name, but I like what I am seeing there.  They are a sort of a division of FemJoy, it appears. The girls are just as hot as the babes at FemJoy and they have the same high quality photography and HD video, but they are bit more hardcore: masturbation, lesbian porn and some very large dildos. So if you are into that sort of thing, check out Joymii here. I have posted four more of their galleries below. Just click on the pictures to enlarge them and see more free pictures.  All that, and this striking naked redhead! Enjoy.