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Ember Reigns starts a new season of Halloween Porn

OK, fall has officially begun. Well, not officially, but Labor Day is over. Next stop – Halloween. The night of all those sexy costumes and devilish behavior. I can hardly wait.

I don’t know why, but I only update my Halloween Porn blog at this time of year. Looking at the number of people who visit all year long, I suppose I should keep the spirit of undead alive all the time.  If you are a fan of Halloween, or gothic chicks, or blood or sexy babes or hardcore fucking (that should cover about everybody) you will find a lot of ways to kill some time at Halloween Porn. Think of it as my little treat for you.

I don’t know where they shot this video. Somewhere in Latin America, that much is obvious. Maybe Colombia? I dunno. I just know that I wish I lived on this street. Two smoking babes (in more than one) play a little cops and robbers. If you are curious about how this scene ends, you are at the wrong site. Enjoy.

The hot cop is Karla Spice, a gorgeous latin hottie who knows how to tease and the raw materials to work with. For a while she did nothing but non-nude teasing videos and pictures, but she now takes it off on her site. She also seems to have a thing for girls. Hot stuff, or should I say, Muy Caliente! Check out her site now.

What could be better than an old fashioned Roman Orgy, shot in HD?

OK, children, gather ’round while Uncle Lefty rants about how things were so much better in the old days. I have been watching porn for a long time (sorry Mom).  I saw my first hardcore way back in the mid-’70s.  I cut my perve teeth on movies like Autobiography of a Flea, The Opening of Misty Beethoven and Behind the Green Door. Movies with plot and characters that heightened the sexual tension and energy. They were filmed by the same people who were doing mainstream Hollywood movies at the time so the technical quality rivaled the biggest blockbusters of the day.

And so it was until the early 80′s when we all discovered BetaMax and VHS tapes. Suddenly porn makers could crank out a movie in a couple of days for a fraction of the price. They sold those tapes for $50-$75 bucks a pop to consumers and zillions of video rental joints.  Then they figured out that “compilation” tapes sold as well as the features. Soo…. they took the features, chopped them up and sold them as anal videos, big tit videos, blow job videos and cum shot videos… nothing but 10-15 second pop shots for 4 hours. Ugh.

Then came the internet. Now we could shoot 15-20 minute scenes that had nothing to do with anything. Just find a girl, get her naked and do her… hard. Lots of spitting, choking and slapping required, thank you.

Which leads most thinking people (and nearly all women) to declare that “porn is boring”. It is indeed.  Repetitive, poorly shot, stiff actresses and chemically enhanced men, void of creativity, drama and heat.

Now that I got that out of the way, I should say that I have long believed that it is useless to squawk about a problem without offering up a solution.  There are alternatives to the mind-numbing porn turned out by most producers today.  Obviously, there is always classic porn. The internet has been a great resource to those of us who enjoy the smut we grew up on or that our father’s watched. I don’t think it is a coincidence that of all the websites I run, those with the most visitors and activities – by far – are X-Rated 80′s, That 70′s Porn, Ladies of the 80′s and my other classic porn sites.  Lefty’s Classic Porn offers up thousands of retro and classic porn movies on demand for those who are interested.

But beyond that, there are still some places producing top-notch hardcore today. Private has long been known as one of the top producers of high quality erotica. They have been doing it for 50 years and they still do it with excellence. I don’t know how they do it, but they continue to find some of the hottest women in the world and put them in some extraordinary settings. Like the ship Private bought just to shoot porn movies on! Check out this complete listing of all of their movies on demand. Or see the Private.com website for a full rundown of everything that is available to their members. (Mobile users click here.)

Another reliable company with a long track record is Wicked Pictures. My wife and I often visit our local adult bookstore/theater. Invariably the best movies in the house are being shown in a small lounge area with a couple of couches and a soft drink machine. Those movies are almost always from Wicked Pictures. Hot girls, hung guys, great locations, good story lines, well-acted, well-shot and very, very hot.  Guys, your girl will like movies from Wicked Pictures. Mine does. And you will like the fact that many of the hotties in their movies do live web cam shows regularly!

Finally, we get to the picture at the top of this post. Of course, many of you just clicked it as soon as you saw it and didn’t bother to read all the way down to here.  Your loss. For those of you that are still with me, there is a new site that is featuring nothing but quality hardcore. DaringSex.com features HD porn movies for your maturbatory delight that will also engage your brain and other erotic parts of your psyche.  The scene above comes from the Europorn blockbuster, Roma. Maybe my teachers should have used movies like this instead of those old black and white 16mm jobs. Showing me a Roman Orgy like this one would have meant a lot more than some guy in a suit telling me about the debauchery of the empire. Click here to watch it for free, right now.

Somehow this babe makes grandma's clothes look very hot

Fans of my sites know that I am a fan of retro porn.  Golden age hardcore and century-old smut and everything in between.  It has been interesting to see how many sites in the last couple of years have begun to pay homage to yesteryear.  Like this doll from Nena Blue. She is young enough to have no idea what a girdle is, yet there she is, girdle, garter straps, seamed stockings and heels. See even more of her in these free pictures.

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• Girls in Girdles
• Model Eve
• Leggy Lana
• Vintage Queens
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Porn Star/Political Candidate Stormy Daniels

I get tired of looking at ugly old men on the news. Most politicians, even in the age of television, are just not that pleasant to look at. That may be about to change.

Stormy Daniels, busty blonde porn queen, may be making a run for the US Senate. Stormy would be taking on the incumbent candidate, David Vitter, the US Senator from Louisiana who came to prominence when it was revealed that he had been a client of the DC Madam. While Lefty certainly can’t blame a man for hiring a professional. After all, sometimes you want the job done right with a minimum of fuss. But since Mr. Vitter has been long known for crowing about “family values” and trying to run his puritanical view his life down the rest of our throats, it was especially enjoyable to watch him stammer his way through an apology about his “sins”.

Stormy’s interest in the race is not new, of course. She began making some political noise some months ago. However, she made an announcement a few days ago that brought the situation back into the limelight. She has announced that she is changing political parties. Stormy is now a Republican.  Yep. Surprised?  Seems that she finds more in common with the GOP than with the Dems.  All of this comes in the wake of the revelations of members the Republican National Committee partying at an adult club that features live lesbian shows. She’s been an advocate of a tax policy that would reward “entrepreneurship and creativity” and says that the 19-hundred-dollar outlay of donor funds at the club named Voyeur was a “frugal investment with a keen eye toward maximum return.”

We will follow Ms. Daniels’  (her real name is Stephanie Clifford) campaign with interest.  For those of you unfamiliar with her, we offer this photographic archive of her past accomplishments. Clicking on any of the pictures will open a free gallery of photos, both soft and hardcore.