Oh look! This present is already unwrapped.

Lefty is having a hard time deciding the coolest feature of this picture. Is it:

a. A naked girlfriend in a sexy Christmas costume under the tree.

b. A girlfriend who has porn on the TV when you walk into the room

c. A girlfriend who will let you take this picture.

d.A girlfriend that lets you post the picture on the web so you can brag about a, b and c?

I think it is all of the above. Of course, for all we know, the girl has no idea her picture wound up here on Lefty’s little porn site. Maybe none of these girls do. You see, I have a whole list of galleries filled with chicks taking naughty pictures at Christmas. If you love self pics and naughty naked girlfriends you are going to love these!

Amateur girls next door posing near Xmas tree

Facebook stolen pictures of naughty ex girlfriend in Xmas outfit

Homemade pictures of real GFs having fun at home at Xmas Night

Selfpics of horny Girlfriends in Christmas outfits

Girls next door sexting in Xmas Night

Sexting pictures of amateur girlfriends in Xmas night

Pictures of real girlfriends naked at Xmas Eve

Amateur girlfriends posing naked near Christmas tree

Real selfpics of hot girlfriends sexting at Xmas Night

MySpace stolen pics of naughty girlfriends sexting at Christmas Night

Wouldn't you love to jingle those bells?

Who doesn’t love Christmas porn? Hot girls in sexy costumes are the best gift of all. Of course, unwrapping those presents is its own reward. Delicious Ainsley Addison is Twisty’s Treat of the Month for this holiday season. Check out the little fur-lined number she is wearing above. You can watch her take it off – and a lot more – in this free video. Check it out! Click here.

I have more holiday porn – all free of course – at my other blog, Free Christmas Porn.

I Wonder if She Spanks that Monkey?

Ahoy mateys. Captain Lefty here, with this important message that I just found floatin’ in a bottle of rum. Today has been deemed “Talk Like A Pirate Day.” I shit you not. So in the spirit of Davey Jones, Long John Silver and Captain Jack Sparrow, I command ye to raise yer mast in support of this auspicious occasion.

Should you have any trouble raisin’ yer mast, just click on the picture of me first mate, above. You can see that see comes with her own flotation devices. And if that be not enough for ye, click the picture on the right to see a horny wench serving her pirate lord as a good lass should. Or click here.

By the by, if y be likin’ the costumes, drop your anchor over at Halloween Porn. Hundreds of free pictures and porn movies of girls dressed in sexy and scary costumes, right up until the minute that they shed them to get fucked.

Big tits and big guns will give you a big hardon

Two babes show off their weapons in this free gallery of porn pictures. And I am not just referring to their guns. Watch as they handle their arms, then strip out of their clothes.

These babes are just two of the hundreds of chicks who get armed, get dirty and get off over at Action Girls, one of the most imaginative porn sites on the web.  Click here to see their free pictures.

Shaggy and the crew take a break. No wonder they were always so happy.

I don’t know how they get away with this. In the last couple of years there have been a flood of XXX parodies of some of the biggest movies and TV shows in history. Some of them are direct ripoffs, right down to the sets and the costumes. If there have been any lawsuits, they don’t seem to have had any effect.

The Brady Bunch, Batman, I Dream of Genie, Avatar and about anything else you can think of have been reformatted with all the hardcore action you have only fantasized about (and some you never even dared to think of!) Here is a pretty good collection of parody porn from the last 30 years. You will quickly notice that the best copies are the most recent. Especially from houses like X-Play where they have produced X-Rated versions of Three’s Company, Mash, Bewitched, Married with Children and even Monday Night Football! (Will Howard Cosell get laid?)

But of all of the parody porn I have seen, this movie may take the prize. Don’t ask me why. Maybe because it was originally a cartoon. Maybe because they actually seemed to have captured the weirdness of the original show. Maybe because the show dealt with a huge dog (thankfully, he doesn’t appear in this movie.) If you ever imagined the what they did in the Mystery Machine when there were no ghosts to chase, this is your chance to find out, in Scooby Doo – A XXX Parody. Check out the trailer, which is a perfect tease for the rest of the movie.