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Jordan Carver - The "new" Denise Milani?

Tempus Fugit. It’s Latin, of course, for “Time Flies” (yes, I know the literal translation is “time flees” but that sounds like some kind of insect in a Dr. Who episode).  The clock on the wall stops for no one, and apparently it is running faster than ever.  Maybe that is just another indication of my advancing years. It seems – to me – like it was just a short while ago that we were meeting Denise Milani. That big-breasted Check chick with the big smile that matched her big chest.  Truth is, I still get the sense that we are still getting to know Denise and that she is only part way through her well-planned “revealing”.  After all, the whole world is still waiting for Denise Milani topless shots or a hardcore porn movie “starring Denise Milani”.  Don’t hold your breath on that last one.  She seems too classy for that. Click here for my free Denise Milani site.

Anyway, the point is that I wouldn’t have considered Denise to be past her prime or old school or in any other way irrelevant.  And I couldn’t imagine that anyone else would either. Apparently I was wrong.

A couple of months ago a new big-breasted European brunette popped up on my radar.  Maybe I should say that I “popped up” when I first saw some pictures of her.  Her name is Jordan Carver and some people are calling her “the new Denise Milani.  Like Denise, she has done some work for the good boob-loving people at PinUp Glam – a mamary lovers paradise. You can see those pictures here.  (If you would like to compare, you can see a similar Denise Milani gallery from PinUp Glam here) and has now put together her own web site.  That’s her picture on the top of this article.  Certainly worth a second look.  And her people seem to be doing a bang-up job on the site.  Just check out this video to get a taste of what they are up to.

Visit JordanCarver.com now

Just to further whet your  appetite, I give you these parting pictures of Jordan Carver.  At least for now.  I am building a small site to feature more of this very lovely lady (Do I have a tough job, or what?).  I’ll let you know when it is ready. In the meantime, you can see more of her at JordanCarver.com.

I guess I am a sucker for a woman with curves. Hollywood has gone all anorexic and boney on us. Girls are only happy when you can count their ribs from a hundred yards. I don’t know who decided that was sexy, but they certainly didn’t invite me to the meeting when the vote was taken. I like curves. Real curves. Round hips and real tits that you can lose yourself in. You can have Angelina Jolie, I’ll take Denise Milani, Veronika Zemanova or Rebecca Jessop.

Yurizan Beltran is all soft, and curvy, and inviting

The lady posing on the pool table in the picture above is Yurizan Beltran.  She has curves! She has her own site which I have known about for sometime – Sweet Yurizan.  Yurizan was one of those lesser-known babes of the internet.  Apparently that is about to change.  The picture above is from Penthouse.  It comes from this gallery of free pictures where Yurizan slowly strips out of her sexy outfit and then poses on that lucky pool table.  Very hot.

If you like those pictures you will want to check out these free pictures and movies:

• Yurizan stripping on a dancer’s pole
• Posing on a Lamborghini
• Playing with a dildo in the shower
• Yurizan Beltran’s first explicit video with another curvy babe
• Yurizan gets off on a Sybian in this free movie

This is why working out with a partner helps your excersize to be more productive

In an effort to provide a public service to my loyal readers, I want to do all that I can to encourage you to work off some of that holiday turkey and pie.  If you haven’t hit the gym yet, you need to get back to it today.  Why?  To shed some of those pounds you picked up, of course.  To reduce stress (probably inflicted by spending way too much time with the family this weekend). To lower your cholesterol. To add muscle to attract the babes. And, finally, cuz there may be a busty blonde like this one looking for a spotter.  Click here to see their … um… workout routine.

If you need more encouragement, check out all of this gym and workout related porn.  It took a lot of sacrifice for me to dig through thousands of porn pictures and movies to find this stuff.  It’s a dirty job, but if it helps just one of you lift some iron, it will be worth it.

• Chick with huge (32G) tits in a spandex top works out
• MILF follows a guy into the locker room to see his biggest muscle
• The sexiest treadmill workout ever. This girl is fun!
• Lesbians make out and try out some new equipment at the gym
• Cute blonde does a topless bench press
• He teaches her how to bat then gives her another big stick at the ball field
• Sexy black chick in tight spandex works out a white dick at the gym
• Shy young thing slowly strips and teases at the gym
• Denise Milani works up a sweat

Denise Milani - the Internet's #1 model is a genuine Wonder Woman

This may be my favorite Halloween costume of the weekend. Or maybe it is my favorite body filling out that costume. And boy, does she fill it out nicely!

Her name, of course, is Denise Milani and she is the internet’s most downloaded model these days. With those massive breasts and tiny waist, it is easy to see why should hold that title. But there is a lot more to Denise than that. What you can’t see in this picture is her killer smile and magnetic personality. Denise isn’t just good to look at, she is a genuinely nice person that you are going to love. Her official site gives you all kinds of ways to get to know her. My little tribute site gives you hundreds of free pictures of Denise Milani. Check out either one – or both. You will be very happy that you did.