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Ever wish you could feel the action on the screen?

By now you have probably read all about the “Real Touch” device that finally delivers virtual sex.  This little baby gives you the full porn experience by synchronizing its movements with the action happening onscreen. Is she sucking his cock all the way down to the balls? You are gonna feel it. Is he having a hard time cramming it into her tight ass? The Real Touch is going to let you feel how tight she actually is? Slow and deep? Hard and fast? Whatever is happening on the screen will be happening on your cock.

No wonder this thing has gotten so much attention from the adult world and mainstream media alike. Released back at the first of the year, it has been named the Innovative Product of the Year by XBiz, the folks who keep up with this sort of thing.

You may already have yours. They have been selling like crazy. But if you don’t this weekend is a good chance to jump on a nice deal. I got a note that says they are knocking $20 off the price for the holiday. Order before July 5 to take advantage of that price.

I really do try to keep the blatant advertising down to a minimum around here. But this falls as much under the category of  News as it does Capitalism.

Ever get tired of just watching porn?  You want a more… um … interactive experience?  No, I am not referring to your hand, although I realize that you probably already have a pretty active relationship there. (Why do you think this blog is called Lefty’s Porn?  Sometimes I only have one hand free to type!) I digress.  We all wish we could be doing the babe on the screen, feeling what that lucky SOB of a porn stud is feeling.  Well now you can.

Technology and biology have come together in a groundbreaking new device called Real Touch.  This slick little babe plugs into your computer… and you “plug in” to it.  The action on the screen is simulated in the device.  She’s living head? You feel it.  Her pussy is clamped down on that cock? See how wet she is getting? Look how wet your cock is.

I don’t understand how it works. As I understand it, they have actually put some NASA engineering to good use. Those geeks have come up with a nice little package that will take care of your package very nicely.  Click here to read more, see it in action, get reviews from guys who have experienced it.  And after you have broken yours in, leave us a comment or two.

The world of porn has just changed!