Lefty's Porn

Now you can fuck this girl... yeah... you!

There are two things in life that Lefty loves (take note, in case you are thinking of a last-minute Christmas gift). You can probably guess that the first one is sex. Duh. The second is technology. Which is why I spend all day on my computer, smart phone and… um… tablet (no brand name plugs here), looking at naked girls, watching porn, writing about porn and playing adult games. Not a bad life, eh? It pays to be a pornmeister.

So when my two favorite things meld into one, I get admittedly excited. Earlier this  year I told you about the release of the Real Touch virtual sex device. Apparently, some of you listened, because these things are selling like crazy. So much so that even the mainstream press has begun to take notice.

Then a few months ago I told you how you could use a fuck machine, live, on a real girl, over the internet. She spreads or bends in front of the machine (at your instruction) and your mouse moves a big dildo in an out. You choose the speed, the angle, and the action of the dildo. It spins and twists and pumps, all at your command. You want to tease her nice and slow? You can. You want to pump her hard and deep? You can. You want to make her cum? Go for it. You have go to check out the VSex Machine. But be careful, this thing is addicting! You will find yourself going from model to model, seeing exactly what “buttons to push” for each one to watch and hear them go over the top with an orgasm that you create.

OK. All of that is old news. Here is the latest. The VSex Machine people have now created an adapter for the Fleshlight to take their system to a whole new level. The Fleshlight, for the three of you that don’t know, is the world’s best selling sex toy for men. There are dozens of designs and configurations, but basically, it is a mobile pussy (or ass, if you like it like that). The best way to understand it, is to watch his hotwife use one on her husband.

Most guys, however, use their Fleshlight alone. Either by choice or by necessity. Well, this announcement from VSex Machines changes all of that. As I understand it, with their adapter on your Fleshlight, you know control that fuck machine with your cock. You thrust, she feels it. Go slow or fast, tease her or ram it deep, you both experience the same sensation. You in the privacy of your own home, and the web model or porn star of your choice on your webcam, getting it directly from you in real time.

This changes everything! If you don’t have a girl, you can still interact with one and make her cum. If you have a girl and want a change of pace but don’t need the drama of “cheating”, now you can. If your lady said she wants to see you with another chick, but for whatever reason you two can’t take the plunge, this would be an ideal way for her to get off on you getting someone else off… from a distance.

Get more info on the VSex Machine at their site. The Fleshlight adapter is scheduled for release in January. So go buy your Fleshlight now to be ready for the revolution in virtual sex technology.

OK, now I am pretty sure that I have seen everything.  I have told you about virtual sex devices before and, as everyone knows, the Real Touch system is leading the way in that area. But we now have a new wrinkle that is going to up the game.

Notice the sexy naked girl in the picture. Oops, sorry. Silly of me. Of course you have already noticed her. Now drag your eyes off of her body and notice the fucking machine behind her.  How would you like to run that machine as it pumps her to one orgasm after another? I thought you would.

Now you can. VSex gives you the opportunity for a virtual fuck session you won’t believe.  Pick the girl you want, open a private session and tell her how you want to do it. Want her to lay back and spread her legs wide, or do you prefer to take her doggy style. YOU control the machine from your own computer.  Fast, slow, vibrating, spinning…. it’s all up to you. And like your favorite video game you score points. After your session, she will give you a score and you can see how you rank with your fellow fuckers.

You have got to see this to believe it. If you just want to watch while someone else uses the machine on her, you can do that too. Check out VSex.com to learn more about the next wave in virtual sex.

Ever wish you could feel the action on the screen?

By now you have probably read all about the “Real Touch” device that finally delivers virtual sex.  This little baby gives you the full porn experience by synchronizing its movements with the action happening onscreen. Is she sucking his cock all the way down to the balls? You are gonna feel it. Is he having a hard time cramming it into her tight ass? The Real Touch is going to let you feel how tight she actually is? Slow and deep? Hard and fast? Whatever is happening on the screen will be happening on your cock.

No wonder this thing has gotten so much attention from the adult world and mainstream media alike. Released back at the first of the year, it has been named the Innovative Product of the Year by XBiz, the folks who keep up with this sort of thing.

You may already have yours. They have been selling like crazy. But if you don’t this weekend is a good chance to jump on a nice deal. I got a note that says they are knocking $20 off the price for the holiday. Order before July 5 to take advantage of that price.